myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

121,607 notes

soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

57,418 notes

geardrops:

flanneljedi:

battsrambles:

flanneljedi:

nudityandnerdery:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.



What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I think it’s supposed to be teaching kids that 8+5 and 10+3 are the same thing, but that’s not really phrased well?

The question is confusing as hell.
I mean, yeah- you pass by 10 on the road to 13 using the 8+5 expressway, but you don’t stop there.
It’s an idiotic concept to begin with. Why bother asking the question? What possible purpose does that answer have?
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

My 8 year old niece is currently dealing with this bullshit. Let me tell you, I have never felt so bad for her in my life. She has literally cried in the shower saying “I don’t get it, why don’t I get it”. Simply because of the common core method bullshit. If you went into a job today and used this common core crap, you would either be fired, or not get the job. This is the worst thing to happen to the public school system since I can remember.

Is it some kind of lateral thinking exercise? If so- why are they trying to get 3rd graders to think this way?
What is the lesson here?

as every day passes, homeschooling looks like an increasingly viable option

geardrops:

flanneljedi:

battsrambles:

flanneljedi:

nudityandnerdery:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I think it’s supposed to be teaching kids that 8+5 and 10+3 are the same thing, but that’s not really phrased well?

The question is confusing as hell.

I mean, yeah- you pass by 10 on the road to 13 using the 8+5 expressway, but you don’t stop there.

It’s an idiotic concept to begin with. Why bother asking the question? What possible purpose does that answer have?

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

My 8 year old niece is currently dealing with this bullshit. Let me tell you, I have never felt so bad for her in my life. She has literally cried in the shower saying “I don’t get it, why don’t I get it”. Simply because of the common core method bullshit. If you went into a job today and used this common core crap, you would either be fired, or not get the job. This is the worst thing to happen to the public school system since I can remember.

Is it some kind of lateral thinking exercise? If so- why are they trying to get 3rd graders to think this way?

What is the lesson here?

as every day passes, homeschooling looks like an increasingly viable option

11,538 notes

brilliantpanda:

pie-impala-and-rocknroll:

I should probably go to sleep…

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I should probably-

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I should-

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Fuck it.

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just accept your fate…

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(Source: crayolacas)

63,335 notes

okidoll:

urbnlgnd:

ismellpotyousmellit:

Yessir.

Both couples are married.
B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.

I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit. 

okidoll:

urbnlgnd:

ismellpotyousmellit:

Yessir.

  1. Both couples are married.
  2. B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
  3. Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
  4. Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
  5. Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.

I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit. 

(Source: red-wine-cheap-perfume)

31,351 notes

tedtheodorelogan:

its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain

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asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: SCANDINAVIA

Formed shortly after the Kalmar Union in protest against Durmstrang’s growing acceptance of the Dark Arts, the Scandinavian Academy for Sorcery Studies is situated in an undetectable location in Hinnøya for students predominantly from Denmark, Norway, and Sweden (and occasionally Finland, Iceland, and the Faroe Islands on account of their historical associations with the region) whose parents preferred for them to be educated in a more sympathetic environment. There is a large heated bubble on the outskirts of campus created for astronomy studies (by far the most popular academic stream at the school) where students can observe the night sky with an unobstructed view. A particular branch of divination correlating to celestial patterns and the movement of stars is studied intensively, and students occupy a large portion of their time speculating various outcomes of the alignment of stars and planets (overheard in the halls: “If Venus and Jupiter had been two degrees closer, I guarantee you I would have found that rogue troll already. The planets have not been helpful lately.”).

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jamesajanisse:

practicalfolks:

Drunk Disney #12 is out NOW and the movie is TANGLED! The Folks drink whenever Rapunzel’s hair would’ve gotten torn or dirty in real life, and discuss the various tiny plotholes in the movie (how can Rapunzel know baby talk if she’s never seen a baby?!)

Drunk Disney is a series by Practical Folks on YouTube. Be sure to subscribe to us to see every new episode - we post them once a month! And be sure to vote for the next movie we’re going to watch by leaving a comment on the video.

We love you all!

Get reblogging, my wonderful Drunk Disney fans! This one was a lot of fun because Tangled is such an awesome character and I’m kind of Flynn Rider. I’ll even be him for Halloween. Can’t wait.

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avonleavignettes:

        When school was dismissed Anne marched out with her red head held high. Gilbert Blythe tried to intercept her at the porch door. “I’m awfully sorry I made fun of your hair, Anne,” he whispered contritely. “Honest I am. Don’t be mad for keeps, now.”
        Anne swept by disdainfully, without look or sign of hearing. “Oh how could you, Anne?” breathed Diana as they went down the road half reproachfully, half admiringly.
        "I shall never forgive Gilbert Blythe," said Anne firmly. "And Mr. Phillips spelled my name without an ‘e,’ too. The iron has entered into my soul, Diana."

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