ice-cream-in-the-rain:

Something about bedrooms with little hidden away nooks or split levels just really gets me

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the-stark-knight-rises:

the-stark-knight-rises:

my dad accidentally butt-dialed me while on a date with my mum

they have the weirdest fucking conversations omfg

important edit: NEVER MIND THEY STARTED TALKING SMACK ABOUT ME. WHAT BITCHES. THEY SAID I EAT ALL OF THE COCOA PUFFS WHENEVER WE GET THEM.

WELL, SAY GOOD BYE TO ALL OF YOUR COCOA PUFFS NOW YOU CUNTS.

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awesomephilia:

I like to photoshop pictures of myself being in the same room multiple times [via]

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videogamewebcomic:

I think the point here, and I hope we can all agree, is that Don Mattrick is MOST LIKELY a cannibal. 

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hallloween: I can’t decide if someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger someone stabbed a cheeseburger a cheeseburger stabbed someone a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

  • someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed a cheeseburger
  • a cheeseburger stabbed someone
  • a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

(Source: higregjohnson)

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lustfullunasfamily: In a land~

lustfullunasfamily:

In a land~

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lustfullunasfamily: O̢̝̣̹̼̟̤̦̝̾͌́̌̂̎̀̕͜͝͝F̧̖̰̝̫̤̺͔͕͔̎͗̓͌̍̊͂͑̐̚ ̧̮̣͎̤̳̮̤̠̱͐͂̍͒͗͑̉̑̊͗P̧̜͓̟̱̟͔͈̫̿̉͋̐͐̐̑̈͛̎͜Ṵ̢̧̜̪̗͕̰͖͚̌̋͐̐̃͛̈́̑̈͘R̛̥̙͓̗͍͉̝͙͓̉͒̈́̈́́̀̃̔͜͝E̡̧͈͈̣̻̘̫̮͋̈́̿̀̎̓́̋̈́́͜ ̢̢̧̢͙͖̮̪̞̘́͗̂̅̅̋̓͛̀̕Į̨̛̩̣̻̪͕̤̦̖̃͌̿͗̈̾͌̔͋M̧̡̭̗̯̣̪̙͎͕̒͌͋̏̍͑̾̃̄̋Ą̛̮̻̟̪͙͙̣̟̮͛̍́̋̇̅̅́͝G̡̢̪̻͓̬̹̙͍͕͐̽́́̔̊͌͛͑̔Ḭ̧̗͙̯̬̞͔̗̌̉̇̓͒̍̎͐̚̚ͅŅ͉̫̻͍̜̳̰̪̽̆̓͑̆͛̉͜͝͝͠Ą̝̭̙͚̻̬̟̠̏͋̀́͐̾̂̃̏͆ͅT͙͉͚̪̗̜̙̘̿̿̌̈́́̈́̓̾̚͝ͅͅḮ̦̝̞̙͉̺̰͉̪̭̒̈́̀͗̑͆̋̚͠O̡̪̬͖̘̦̦̬̣̩͛̑́̽̀́̑̉̈́̉Ņ̠̞̬̩̼̦̲̯̜̒̉̆̃͐̉̽̄͠͝

lustfullunasfamily:

O̢̝̣̹̼̟̤̦̝̾͌́̌̂̎̀̕͜͝͝F̧̖̰̝̫̤̺͔͕͔̎͗̓͌̍̊͂͑̐̚ ̧̮̣͎̤̳̮̤̠̱͐͂̍͒͗͑̉̑̊͗P̧̜͓̟̱̟͔͈̫̿̉͋̐͐̐̑̈͛̎͜Ṵ̢̧̜̪̗͕̰͖͚̌̋͐̐̃͛̈́̑̈͘R̛̥̙͓̗͍͉̝͙͓̉͒̈́̈́́̀̃̔͜͝E̡̧͈͈̣̻̘̫̮͋̈́̿̀̎̓́̋̈́́͜ ̢̢̧̢͙͖̮̪̞̘́͗̂̅̅̋̓͛̀̕Į̨̛̩̣̻̪͕̤̦̖̃͌̿͗̈̾͌̔͋M̧̡̭̗̯̣̪̙͎͕̒͌͋̏̍͑̾̃̄̋Ą̛̮̻̟̪͙͙̣̟̮͛̍́̋̇̅̅́͝G̡̢̪̻͓̬̹̙͍͕͐̽́́̔̊͌͛͑̔Ḭ̧̗͙̯̬̞͔̗̌̉̇̓͒̍̎͐̚̚ͅŅ͉̫̻͍̜̳̰̪̽̆̓͑̆͛̉͜͝͝͠Ą̝̭̙͚̻̬̟̠̏͋̀́͐̾̂̃̏͆ͅT͙͉͚̪̗̜̙̘̿̿̌̈́́̈́̓̾̚͝ͅͅḮ̦̝̞̙͉̺̰͉̪̭̒̈́̀͗̑͆̋̚͠O̡̪̬͖̘̦̦̬̣̩͛̑́̽̀́̑̉̈́̉Ņ̠̞̬̩̼̦̲̯̜̒̉̆̃͐̉̽̄͠͝

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roboboners:

ambidextrousmalpractice:

wesley-crusher:

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post

please

or you can listen to it on google translate

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humanpoison: Remember when Johnny Bravo was Jenny Brava?

humanpoison:

Remember when Johnny Bravo was Jenny Brava?

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dear-monday:

Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.

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kupocakes:

I love these! Here is the artist who did them: http://mancomb-seepwood.deviantart.com/

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the magic begins: your favourite house / your house  “You could be great, you know, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that.”

the magic begins: your favourite house / your house 

“You could be great, you know, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that.”

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